Animals of the Ocean

Animals of the Ocean

Book Title: Animals of the Ocean

Author: Benny Haggis-On-Whey

Format: Hardback | 62 pages

Publication Date: 17 Nov 2006

ISBN-13: 9781932416398

Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid, advances many heretofore unexplored discoveries and opinions, including: squid dating dos and don'ts; why squid are not at all able to watch television in black and white; the ways in which people who don't know any better might think fish are not animals; and the long-term effects of saltwater on musical theatre.This book does not contain a warning label, but if it did, it would advise readers to enjoy its pages only in small and furtive doses, such as while waiting your turn at tetherball.